Crocodile shoes, Billabong Options

[corboy]

Two Koori kids In the bush ask their big mate to go fishing with them. The big bloke is'nt too bright and before they leave town they pass a small shoe shop, "look at those crocodile shoes," says one of the boys. "I wish I had a pair" says the big fellow. They come to the river and the boys start to fish. "I'm going up the river to the billabong" Says the big fellow. Much later the boys want to go home so they go to the billabong to get the big fellow as they go they keep seeing dead crocs in the river. They get to the billabong and find the big fellow wrestling a huge croc. "what are you doing yell the boys"? "seeing if this bastard is wearing any shoes"? "If he's not I'm going to kill him."