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corboy
post Jan 19 2010, 05:24 AM
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Two boys were on a trip to Kakadu and decided to go fishing. On the way to the moorings,they saw a great pair of shoes in a tourist shop window. "look at the price," said Davo. "Five hundred bucks." " They're crocodile shoes," said Wocka, "I know where we can get plenty of those."They headed upriver and Wocka dropped the boys off by a deep pool where they could catch some fish. He headed upstream in the boat. when he hadn't returned in a couple of hours,they went looking for him.And they kept finding crocodiles floating belly up in the water,but no sign of Wocka. Finally around the next bend, they spotted him, wrestling a huge crocodile in a rock pool. "What the bloody hell are you up to?" they yelled. "Well, said Wocka, "if this bastard is'nt wearing shoes, I'll give up."
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